Jun 04
Slinky! Slinky! You gotta get a slinky! Your gonna love a slinky! Slinky! Slinky! GO SLINKY GO!
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May 19
I think if I was in the same room as Michael Fassbender my ovaries would probably fall out of my vagina and bounce like basketballs across the floor and attach themselves to his square and manly jaw, so it’s probably a good thing that we don’t run in the same social circle.
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